hello weekend!

Ashraf, this egyptian guy i work with said (with a strong accent) this morning : Yessica, I wvill ask you. Do you know wvhat jyoke my son sid? Wvhat daiys to fish hit de moist?....FRI-day!
( this was, by far, the best joke i've heard all week. )


by the way, i can't believe that i blogged about a sandwhich yesterday. sigh. what is live in love coming to?

today i'd like to announce to everyone what a dummy i am. I am such a dummy(HOW DUMB ARE YOU?!?)... that I had to hold back from by first inclination to spelling it: "dumby." (HOW DUMB ARE YOU?!?) That today I left my wallet at home. This means, that I can't get out of the parking garage that I just left my car in until I figure out a way to resolve it.

last night i was cranky and made deviled eggs. it doesn't seem like these two things ought to go together, but apparently, if you are in a bad mood you should try making deviled eggs, they came out delicously and I ate one for breakfast.

Oh yeah, and my ceiling was leaking. When i say "ceiling" people think it was because of the rain, but i think it's because of the bathtub upstairs. Knowing that my landlord was coming into the house so i was up real late, straightening up and hideing things like porn, drugs, and panties. haha. I hope he fixes it today. It's such a new house to leak.

it's a good thing i still have half of my lunch from yesterday. otherwise i'd go hungry today. (oh here i go again blgoging about sandwhiches.)

Last night john waters was on that comedy central show, what'sitcalled? with um, that british sounding guy who is billed as "scandalous" or something. Anyway, it was awesome. he has a new movie coming out called "a Dirty Shame", tracey ullman is in it and it seems gross. (oh shit, i'm blogging about TV now.)

This weekend better come soon or i'll be doomed to really boring entries.