Dear Prospective Suitors,
Give up. Throw in the towel. There is no sense in the quest anymore, someone has already won the challenge.
The award goes to Warren, the Jamacian man at the Duane Reed pharmacy on 6th ave. How did he win my heart you ask? It's as simple as complimenting me on my "New York smile," validating my expired $5.00 off coupon, and offering to buy a second ticket on his next trip home. Weave me a straw hat and get me some 1000spf sunblock, I'm never coming back.
The award goes to Warren, the Jamacian man at the Duane Reed pharmacy on 6th ave. How did he win my heart you ask? It's as simple as complimenting me on my "New York smile," validating my expired $5.00 off coupon, and offering to buy a second ticket on his next trip home. Weave me a straw hat and get me some 1000spf sunblock, I'm never coming back.
posted by j-e-s-s-i-c-a at 9:45 PM
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Defeated by the guy at the pharmacy checkout counter. ;-)
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