Dear Internet,

I have a confession for you. I am starting this blog for very shallow reasons. The first is to post pictures of myself. Simply: the internet is the shallow pool. i am a bowing flower. Secondly, i'm just archiving bits of words here that i think are pretty. i.e. "i am a bowing flower." And lastly, and probably most disturbingly, I am creating this blog, most of all, to get a link from my friend Virginia's page so that all of her friends will think i am cool. And what makes it even worse is that i am not even really a devoted fan of her website. Some people read it everyday. Some people read it several times a day. I'm not a very good friend.

Please forgive me.

Truly yours,
Jerk