deadline.

Right now, I’m under a deadline at the office, but I do promise to tell you all about the following things: spray on tans, frontless/backless dress, going-away party, Y2K party, diffusing a frat-boy fight, an opera in a old jail, breaking into my best friend’s house, strange coincidences, root beer floats, coney island, batting cages, and all other exciting events from labor day weekend. Think of this as a tease post. A slutty, slutty tease post.