playing catch up
thursday i went to the eye doctor to see if i could make an appointment for them to shoot lasers into my cornea. say goodbye glasses - I'm a good candidate for laser eye surgery and I get a discount because technically, I work for the university. You won't be able to handle how goodlooking i'm going to get. It will freak you out.
Friday I drove home after work to meet my best friend jeanne in her new apartment. She was sick, but we spooned anyway - that's just what we do. She lives with Roxy now. Who is amazing and laughs like Eddie Murphy.
Saturday I hung out with my mom. We had a great time and had a sleepover on the livingroom floor. We watched The Office with subtitles on so she could understand the accents better. We also gossiped. We also visited Mommom. We also tried to fit big things into tiny boxes and giggled as we sat on them squishing them in.
Sunday my mother bought me ridiculous furry mocassins.
I had to cut off the pom-poms. Shoes simply shouldn't have pom-poms.
Friday I drove home after work to meet my best friend jeanne in her new apartment. She was sick, but we spooned anyway - that's just what we do. She lives with Roxy now. Who is amazing and laughs like Eddie Murphy.
Saturday I hung out with my mom. We had a great time and had a sleepover on the livingroom floor. We watched The Office with subtitles on so she could understand the accents better. We also gossiped. We also visited Mommom. We also tried to fit big things into tiny boxes and giggled as we sat on them squishing them in.
Sunday my mother bought me ridiculous furry mocassins.
I had to cut off the pom-poms. Shoes simply shouldn't have pom-poms.
posted by j-e-s-s-i-c-a at 10:08 AM
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What are you going to do if you get lost in the woods someday and you don't have your glasses to start a fire? They're going to find you frozen and everyone at the funeral's going to say,"Shit, that girl shouldn't have gotten laser surgery. She could have started a fire magnifiying the sun through her glasses."
Just warning.
or perhaps i'll learn a new skill to teach the lord of the flies boys and by rubbing two sticks together i'll singlehandledly thwart some enormous deserted island fued.
Well, I was going to suggest that she can rub two pom-poms together, but that plan is pretty much shot.
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