enemies



dudes,

okay, i just had this strange epiphany.... are you ready for this:

enemies can read this.

People that hate me. I mean i guess there is just one girl that hates me, Hey, are you reading this? (see, i know she is good at internet snooping..i mean, lets be honest, aren't we all? So, by now, i'm sure she's read this. Maybe she will comment on this post.)

(that would be exciting for all of us.)

wow, it really changes the way you think of blogs to imagine someone showing their friends how dumb you are because of your ugly picture or spelling/typing errors. it makes me feel pressured to write well, or funny or something.

maybe i'll post a funny picture.

this will be especially for any enemies i have acquired.
you can show it to your friends and laugh at how mean and ugly i look. wow, this is such a great idea for an entire journal online...a journal for your enemies. in it you would post embarrassing things that happened to you, and you would look really dumb in all your pictures and you would spell everything wrong....WAIT a GODDAMN SECOND! my journal IS that!!!! wow!

If i have more enemies out there, please let me know; this blog is totally for you!

liveinlove - providing fodder for your torment. kindling for your flame of hatred.

Wow! this rules. I hope I have more than one enemy, this is too good for just one person.

Hey internet, maybe you can form a Hate-Club.

To help you out, here is a picture of me with really bad cramps.

I LOOK LIKE SUCH A BITCH!!!